{"id":597,"date":"2008-04-20T19:04:35","date_gmt":"2008-04-20T17:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/engambament.ro\/blogtrei\/?p=597"},"modified":"2010-11-18T14:31:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T12:31:00","slug":"baneasa-shopping-silly-inca-n-am-deschis-dar-va-place-organizarea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/engambament.ro\/blogtrei\/2008\/04\/20\/baneasa-shopping-silly-inca-n-am-deschis-dar-va-place-organizarea\/","title":{"rendered":"baneasa shopping silly: inca n-am deschis, dar va place organizarea?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>cum sa petreci mai agreabil o zi de florii insorita decit la shopping? sau, in cuvinte mai trendi: <em>la shopping decit!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>si unde sa fie shoppingul suprem? mama shoppingului? la shopping city, <em>ma-ntelegi fata<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>cum ajungi acolo, desi ai la dispozitie hectarul de parcare, trebuie neaparat sa incerci sa parchezi in buza molului. la usa. una din ele, ca sint doua. ai parcat gipu <em>santa fe<\/em> pe aleea pietonilor, te-ai dat jos, ai aruncat guma si petul de cola pe jos, si hop sa vada si ochii tai ce mega siti au facut astia! sa moara vienezu&#8217;, milanezu, niuiorchezu&#8217; si chiar bruxelezu&#8217; nu alta!<\/p>\n<p>poti admira de la intrare o statuie a intruchiparii shoppingului: un falic ruj de buze cu capacul scapat pe jos. (imi pare rau, pe asta nu l-am tras in poza).<\/p>\n<p>dupa ce intri, ti se deschide in fata ochilor minunea. neterminata! <em>statuile<\/em> dinlauntru se asorteaza de minune cu cea de-afara. ia uite cita eleganta si rafinament<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/engambament.ro\/blogtrei\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/image003.jpg\" title=\"image003.jpg\" alt=\"image003.jpg\" vspace=\"1\" width=\"450\" align=\"absmiddle\" border=\"1\" height=\"320\" hspace=\"10\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[<em><strong>poseta de au<\/strong><strong>r<\/strong><\/em>]<\/p>\n<p>o alta lucrare de intensa sensibilitate artistica este <strong>oul de paste cu schiuri in picioare odihnindu-se pe canapea<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/engambament.ro\/blogtrei\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/image005.jpg\" title=\"oul pe canapea\" alt=\"oul pe canapea\" vspace=\"1\" width=\"450\" align=\"absmiddle\" border=\"1\" height=\"320\" hspace=\"10\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[<em><strong>oul pe canapea<\/strong><\/em>]<\/p>\n<p>n-apuci sa te dezmeticesti foarte bine, ca te lovesti de<em><strong> statuile vii<\/strong><\/em> cum am vazut io la viena fata! numa&#8217; ca astia sint obositi si arata ca dracu dupa ce i-au zmotocit puradeii de la prima ora a zilei! si pentru ca e mai ale dracu&#8217; ca ale austriecilor, astea ale noastre se si misca.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/engambament.ro\/blogtrei\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/image010.jpg\" title=\"statuile vii\" alt=\"statuile vii\" vspace=\"1\" width=\"450\" border=\"1\" height=\"320\" hspace=\"10\" \/> [<em><strong>mimii<\/strong><\/em>]<\/p>\n<p>trecind la lucrurile serioase, adica la shopping, dupa ce <em><strong>stai la coad<\/strong><strong>a<\/strong><\/em> vreo 15 minute (sic!) la un magazin de pantofi poti afla cu stupoare ca &#8216;nu ne merge pos-ul. dar nu-i nici o problema: mergeti la un bancomat ca va tinem noi pantofii deoparte.&#8217; care bancomat? ca <em><strong>e doo<\/strong><\/em>! si amindoua evidaman &#8216;momentan indisponibile&#8217;. alergi pina-n partea cealalta a complexului la singurul bancomat care merge (<em><strong>alpha bank<\/strong><\/em>, prietenii stiu de ce!) scoti banutzu, vii inapoi, platesti, iei pantofii. comert civlizat, de inspiratie occidentala, nu?! de fapt, daca arunci un ochi mai atent constati ca nu numai magazinul de patofi e cu pos-ul in pana.<\/p>\n<p>ti s-a facut foame deja? nu-i nimic. te poti inghesui cu vreo citeva zeci de cetateni la <em><strong>buger king!<\/strong><\/em> acum si in romania!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/engambament.ro\/blogtrei\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/image007.jpg\" title=\"burger king\" alt=\"burger king\" vspace=\"1\" width=\"450\" border=\"1\" height=\"320\" hspace=\"10\" \/> [<em><strong>king of burgers<\/strong><\/em>]<\/p>\n<p>tara de cacat, shopping siti de cacat!<\/p>\n<p>ps: am avut si doua experiente placute: cafeaua de la starbucks si sandviciul de la nordsee (nici la astia din urma nu se putea plati cu cardul, dar avand doua locatii, macar nu era inghesuiala asa de mare).<\/p>\n<p><code><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.radioblogclub.com\/radio.blog\/skins\/mini\/player.swf\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"180\" height=\"23\" bgcolor=\"#FBFBFB\" id=\"radioblog_player_-1\" FlashVars=\"id=-1&#038;filepath=http:\/\/www.radioblogclub.com\/listen2?u=2wLzRmb192cvc2bsJmLvlGZhJ3L0VmbuMXZlJHdt4WZ05ib3FmZ\/05%2520The%2520Cure%2520-%2520Lullaby.rbs&#038;colors=body:#FBFBFB;border:#BBBBBB;button:#999999;player_text:#999999;playlist_text:#999999;\" ><\/embed><\/code><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cum sa petreci mai agreabil o zi de florii insorita decit la shopping? 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